Bill Clinton was liked plenty well in places other than Texas and Oklahoma. He wasn't actually a terrible president, just a scandalous one. He did a lot of good things while in office, and he never actually murdered anyone that we know of, unlike David. So you know, if David gets to be God's favorite and have all his songs become infallable scripture, Clinton should at least get, like, a cookie.
I hope he doesn't get to be the first First Man, though. |